RAZOR SHINS

The beast who believes that caring is sharing.

In the mid 1800’s the Maine woods were literally buzzing. Not only am I talking about the lumberjacks making the most of the industry, but the illegal jugs of alcohol they indulged on  were often times passed around during this time of prohibition.

The full moon was a tricky night for most of the men working in the forests. This is when Razor-Shins would come out of hiding, looking for his share of the alcohol; or more specifically, Bangor Whiskey. Even the monsters of folklore deserve a drink every now and then, especially if you’re going to be chopping down his environment. Just give him a drink.  

There was only one rule needed to be followed. If you were a new employee you needed to pay your dues to Razor Shins by leaving a jug of whiskey outside your cabin door at night. This payment was due on the full moon. If Razor Shins accepted your gift and finished the jug by morning he would show his appreciation by chopping down a tree for you with the magnificent RAZOR SHARP BONES ON HIS SHINS! That would be something to see, if I do say so myself.

Of course, legend has it that not every employee would be in a giving mood. Maybe because they were non-believers, or maybe they just wanted the booze to themselves. After all, it may have been hard to come by during prohibition. I don’t think they realized how much harder it would be for a monster to acquire it, however. It’s not like he could just walk into the nearest speakeasy and make a request.

Those who refused to fulfill Razor-Shins request were apprehended and scalped by the beast. Others would go missing only to be found mutilated in the dark Maine woods. Best case scenario one would end up with his shins sliced brutally to the bone-and this was if Razor-Shins was feeling generous.

The safest bet for the new comers was to pay the penance on the first full moon.

So remember, if you are out in the Maine woods on a full moon, take some alcohol for Razor Shins before you go to bed, or you may find yourself in a worse situation than a hangover.